i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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