I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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