I need help removing her.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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