His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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