I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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