My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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