You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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