There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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