people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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