honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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