absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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