i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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