Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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