I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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