Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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