He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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