So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
