that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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