i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Green mimosas i think yes
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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