He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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