What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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