I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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