never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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