doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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