Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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