i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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