i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
