Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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