so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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