Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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