What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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