its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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