it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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