just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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