When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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