btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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