You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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