I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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