im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Dick very happy bro
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
