idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Holy shit dude........stairs
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