do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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