I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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