question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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