i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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