i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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