I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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