We won't sleep together?
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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