i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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