he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He did a backflip because drugs
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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