How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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