Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Banned from zoo.
Again?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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