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(541): View more from Oregon

we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.

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(406): View more from Montana

Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.

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(716): View more from New York

The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.

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(817): View more from Texas

Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.

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(614): View more from Ohio

My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.

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