you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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