Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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