Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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