I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
