It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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